turtlefarts
TurtleFarts
turtlefarts

My high school was pretty much a big popularity contest. The yearbook had a “best car” category, and do you think it was the kid with the fully restored 67 Camaro that him and his dad spent the 4-5 years prior rebuilding? No, it was the popular kid with the bone stock Mk3 Jetta that his parents bought him when he

There is one car guy who comes to mind. He was really a DIY mechanic by necessity; his family didn’t have a lot of money, so whenever something broke, he was the one who fixed it. Appliances, plumbing, electrical, cars, whatever. He inherited a ‘49 Buick Super Eight from a family friend, and that became his project,

When I was in HS it was all about seeing how many gigantic speakers you could fit in the trunk of your shitbox.

Prototype #32 is worth $32 more than prototype 0 apparently.

they really broke the mold on this one.

If the fire was enough to get him to hurry off like that, it’s a fair bet his visor might have been nearly opaque too.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

It hasn’t helped that all the free shit they got after the last disaster basically killed all of their agriculture and production economies. Nobody wants to buy locally when the nice college girl in the PeaceCorps truck is handing out free rice and clothes.

Now while i do agree i find driving at the limit is more enjoyable to watch. i also have to admit that i prefer the feel of drift events as most drifters aren’t pampered rich kids. lets face it professional racers arent exactly selfmade, while quite a few professional drifters come from kids who played around with

High five for coming up with such a cool and edgy response! I can’t even believe how counter-cultural you are!

You’re Formula Derp, aren’t you Orlove? ADMIT IT!

Noise and smoke are my least favorite things about drifting. It’s the off-grip precision maneuvers that I find fascinating. Hitting your marks is one thing, but hitting your marks on sliding tires? Damn.

Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

Where the hell are you talking about? I grew up in a wealthy area in New England and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those out there. Old Volvo and Mercedes wagons, sure. My family had a Land Rover Discovery. But a Sable? What?

They didn’t ruin relationships, they merely catalyzed a separation that would have happened eventually anyway.

You know the stories are going to be good when the top pic is a B5 S4 wagon.

Payback for that bullshit diet-version E36 M3 we got.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Calling 911 is to alert the cops. The dog is a cop and he knows there is a dog cooking in the back of a car already.

BMW driver loses his chill, accidentally use the blinkers