Let’s be honest, most people’s garages look like this:

My neighborhood too. And every time I see one I am just like, hnnnnnggggg. My wife is like, “That was a guy driving...”

Youve got to be kidding.

I know man ... can’t lose any value on that corolla

Probably watching fucking soccer.

If the split screen between his face and the view forward is really synced up then we have another problem here. When he is already headed for a collision with the cars in front of him, closing quickly on their illuminated brake lights, he looks up and still doesn’t notice his impending crash. It’s like he’s looking…

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

I still don’t get the point of headlight washers. Does the pressure of the water clean off loose debris or something? Does it spray some kind of soapy compound? My mom had headlight washers in her old Envoy and they did diddly squat. All they did was wet the headlights; what’s the point in that?

The best deals for a car are found right after you buy a car.

My money is on stray zip-tie

Does anyone even realize how dangerous this is?
They should have the car on jackstands while they do this.

That is how I felt when I read the price. The title made me think the Porsche was sub $5,000. $9,500 seems expensive for an undesirable car.

The euro M3's had a different transmission than the USDM models. “Easy shifts helped by short shift-throws,” is the exact opposite of how I’d describe an American E36's transmission. I’d go with, “Ropey shifts not at all helped by having to reach into the glovebox for fifth.”

I appreciate these cars for the power and potential. But damn, it is just such a boring / uninspired design.

That’s okay, the Cobalt doesn’t qualify as a great anything.

Can we set up a gofundme so this guy can buy back the land he sold them so they could become his neighbors in the first place? Then he can just evit their asses and sell on to nicer people.

<$30k OTD, isn't a GM shitbox, and tows my S2000 with a trailer.

Triple eh.

Often it is that the trailer got hung up on the tracks. Railroad tracks are usually raised well over the surrounding landscape for drainage, causing a short steep rise and fall in the road. The trailer gets hung up and the tractor can’t pull it off.

So..... next maintenance interval in 8,000mi or one year, whichever comes first?