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turtleemily
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Someone in my family is allegedly working on getting birth certificates and marriage licenses translated since my great-grandfather being born in Italy qualifies me for citizenship. I should check on how that's going.

Can someone translate the transgender ban statement? He has support from the transgender community and is doing the military a favor by kicking them out?

I definitely watched both shows growing up and only remember the theme songs.

He prefers Native American Jones, thanks.

♫ If you like Piña Coladas
And getting bugs in your wang ♫

Ha! That's why I clicked too.

"It isn't fair, my Jeffress, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess?”

He'll be like, "Ugh, I didn't know there'd be reading involved. Just give me something to sign." Only less coherent.

[Trump] said Thursday his remarks were “backed 100 percent by our military.” “We’re backed by everybody,” he said. “And we’re backed by many other leaders.”

Hey, he knows some things. Like that he wants to bang his daughter.

Yeah, I can't even imagine. I've been to the Holocaust Museum in DC and the shoes hit pretty hard.

Oooh, who's having a barbecue?

Buttered Nermal!

No, he just upgrades the object every few years. Like his wives.

Does it have a gift shop and people peddling photos as you wait to get in?