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I'm assuming no since not even his whatever-eyebrows-would-be-in-that-metaphor match.

The bottle red isn't doing him any favors.

Holy Photoshop, Batman!

“We have what’s called an X chromosome, which means we can’t have a baby.”

Their voters won't forget, they'll be dead.

How about Dick Swett, former NH congressman?

The lady in purple has both a boob window and a Xenomorph easy egress window.

Did YouTube Red get named before or after RedTube? Because I always think the former is porn.

I watched Moana on Saturday and then again yesterday. As someone who grew up during the Disney Renaissance, it just hits all the right buttons.

He should be careful, that's why Trump ran for president.

Yo-an Griffith, apparently

His first name isn't even Ian! And somehow the only correct letters in his last name are the gr and ff!

Did Girlboss also wonder how much boob is too much boob?

Do they at least change him back to a Volkswagen Beatle? Because then it'd be kind of funny.

I haaaaaaaate that commercial. I pretend they're actually seeing Orgy, and the full marquee would say THE BAND THAT COVERED NEW ORDER FRIDAY 8PM. The recorded "Blue Monday" is to try and trick actual New Order fans into seeing Orgy.

Moana!

I don't think polio makes sense at all, but Andy's dad could have very well been 40 when Andy was born.

Ioan Gruffudd is also not at all pronounced the way I'd guessed.

It's correct on Wikipedia but not here. The letter was started in English but then the paper was flipped for the Japanese writings, so the image is posted upside down. The letterhead was on page 3 of 4 (when flipped to the correct orientation, there's a 3 in the top-left corner).