Because kids these days haven't truly lived until they've had a cassette with the tape falling out that has to be rewound with their fingers.

NBC! NBC!

I did go on his IMDb page to see if he did something that should make him more popular, which I guess could have been his reoccurring role on Once Upon a Time, but I thought IMDb doesn't count TV?

Trump's lawyer looks like if someone left Trump in the dryer for too long.

I would also rather have dinner with Comey's wife than Trump.

Sea gulls! Everyone laughed!

Two shots every time someone says they don't want to run out of time.

I like that he can speak coherent sentences that aren't looping back on themselves.

It's homework for American Crime Story season 10.

Little Marco's blazer is also too big.

I'm Comey, and I know it.

This guy's a narc - didn't know Jeter's retired!

Be jealous of how well Comey's blazer fits, Senator Warner.

Trump also possibly thinks FBI stands for Female Body Inspector and thinks that's his job.

Currently probably "FBI."

His hands are also gigantic.

His suits are also tailored well.

He can Tweet, I just wish there wasn't any attention being given to it since he can't handle that Comey's ratings will be better than the attention paid to him.

I mean, this was the man who criticized Obama going golfing by saying he would be too busy to take time off, so…

I'm glad he has nothing else to be doing that he can live Tweet for 2 hours.