Who will twerk first?

I…don't like that clue. Zeus turned Callisto into a bear (Ursa Major) after she'd given birth, and when she encountered (as a bear) her human son Arcas (also called Arcturus), he got turned into Ursa Minor. It's the name of one star in a different constellation when they could have used a different constellation that…

I mean, right-wingers are also the people that will be most negatively affected by the party they keep voting for, so there's no point in trying to use logic.

Oh, good, I can't wait for the inevitable men on 4chan freaking out about black women stealing their high ranking Starfleet positions and names.

I'm so tempted to watch Moreau because I saw the documentary about the filming of it last year or whenever Netflix had it, but I've heard it's not even entertainingly bad.

Oooh, I hope so. I put it on my Cancellation League ballot!

Not Dipper?

Pedantic biologist: Canada goose

Granted, if a snake is going to crush you to death first, it's breaking your shoulders down to a more swallowable size.

If you blur your eyes when you look at it, the bolts look like a plunging neckline leading to a jeweled belly button.

Well, now I have a college professor that said a snake would never be able to distend its jaw wide enough to get around a grown human's shoulders to prove wrong.

I figured if there was anything in this Russia stuff linked to Trump, it's going to take down at least half those people with him.

Just be glad Education is 13th or something.

I was trying to figure out the events that need to go down to get us to Mattis as president.

Featured in an episode of My Name is Earl.

I mean, so do cats.

I wanted the book to be more historical with a time travel twist, so throwing in fictional characters from other works took me out of it. I was already annoyed that Jake could randomly swing dance, so the combination didn't help.

Based on constant news stories these days, they could just change the gay character to Muslim.

Yes, he's playing Richie.

Apparently King saw a screening a couple weeks ago and liked it.