Don't know if they're close but his uncle is in Congress:

He's already a heart attack or a stroke waiting to happen.

And it's only a matter of time before they get a new statue in a plunging bodycon minidress.

I think the main ingredient can be carcinogenic if inhaled during application. Further cancer risk if he thinks he has a "base tan" and foregoes sunscreen while down in Florida.

By the AV Club grading curve, he's more of the ineptly bad D-range instead of the entertainingly bad F.

Run, Oompa Loompas!

I didn't see it previously, so thank you for spreading the word. I feel like my comment can stretch out and relax again.

This whole experiment has been a prank by Jared Leto to turn us all into Joker.

President Trump Mad Libs

The "new comments above" button also zooms you everywhere except to new comments in the sideboob.

I think my general anxiety since November is causing detrimental personality changes.

It still kind of is, right? Like you have to laugh or you'll go insane.

Given his diet, maybe Orange Julius?

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

RE: Fungi

Maybe half of them?

Before my aunt was obsessed with DVRing everything to fast forward through the commercials, we'd mute them and then make up dialogue. I prefer it to the game of skipping commercials and trying to not miss the show once they end.

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I like the moment when all the avatars magically appear.

So the White House is now spoiling breaking news about Trump?