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I'm actually reading the article in the link, and this one part is making me go want to take a hot shower. Ew.

Most likely true. We'll find out in a few hours once he gets the news that the father is talking to the media and goes on a Twitter rampage.

(*udder)

I mean, if you don't want to eat a $54 steak that's so dry it requires ketchup to swallow it, maybe don't order it well-done?

Or the correspondents' dinner is going to be attacked by "terrorists."

"Sad piece of shit this man is."
- Yoda

"Look, Ivanka, this man is actually crying over spare change."

He'd be comforted to know that the public schools are now safe from bears.

Yessss, Cancellation League points! America just doesn't care about Dr. Facehands and Katherine Heigl.

I'm assuming 2th is because Trump or one of his people said 2th at some point.

He's also made so many of the rest of us normals so angry that we are almost to the point where we're a powder keg just waiting for the right spark to burst into flames.

Maybe the last one since it seems too big for the other 3.

There's no way Trump knows the word "expectorating."

I make the classiest gas masks.

And that's clearly why we don't need the EPA anymore.

You're not one of the Russian hackers that stuck us with that bozo, are you?