I saw The Grudge in theaters then watched Ju-on. I thought Ju-on was scarier.

Why did I just picture her in a bathrobe with hair curlers, trying to use a hunting rifle to shoot nukes out of the sky?

For a man who sometimes has trouble concentrating on policy memos, Mr. Trump was delighted to page through a book that offered him 17 window covering options.

Why are his eyes always shriveled up like clenched buttholes?

No, that was Barbara.

Trump claims Brady voted for him.

Has he yet complained about Bush Sr.'s reception from the Super Bowl crowd?

It's on my roster! Fox keeps trying to push techy/futurey cop shows (Minority Report, that one with Karl Urban), so I don't have high hopes for it.

No because I was actually happy afterwards instead of drowning in despair.

No, they just said Pepsi Sugar Free Half-Time Show 100 times.

I didn't get really pumped until I heard the theme, either. I might do a rewatch since over the weekend I started and finished both Santa Clarita Diet and The People vs. OJ Simpson.

"I'm so artsy, I'm lying on the floor!"

I did too!

It's actually Japanese: "Hai, dogi!"

Meeting of the asses?

He took it back in less than 12 hours. Unless he re-banned them, I can't keep track anymore.

Maybe Marky Mark was there, and that's why it didn't happen.

There was a sequel comic a couple years ago.

It's probably due, the movie is nearly 20 years old. We've had more Spider-man actors in less time than that.

History furnishes one example only of a first magistrate being formally brought to public justice. Every body cried out against this as unconstitutional. What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only…