he has to mean jameis, no?

i’m pretty sure he means jameis, who was obviously the number one pick, but he’s just a little dumb

wait wait wait...i might be having friday brain farts right now but who are you referring to as the rapist? not carson wentz, correct?

brother mouzone!

bunk

i knew there was some article or post on the whole debate but i couldn’t be bothered to go searching for it. i’ll just put it out there now: a hot dog is not a sandwich, neither is a hamburger, a burrito, a gyro, etc. a sandwich is a sandwich.

re: the lack of toilet paper -

you think a hot dog’s a sandwich?

all these comments about being an irritable dad and everyone forgot to mention how nauseating this shit is

you must be playing on the easiest mode? i just won 72 games and the finals in my 3rd year (with the Pelicans!!!!) and, while it wasn’t difficult, it certainly wasn’t easy. my pg (kobe trice) is a 95 overall with maxed shooting and playmaking. i’ve been jamming on hard but i may step it up to all star or legend or hof…

he will also think it’s okay to have a shitty kid around the office all the time

er ist ein schlampe!

can confirm...saw him at a small venue in boulder and he never went on stage. literally rapped from the crowd the entire time, except for the 5 minute breather he took outside

what it really boils down to is the fact that his sister and mom are hot

literally watched that after you posted that one... “a liter of big mac sauce”

forgot how fucking funny epic meal time is

+1 diabetes, - 1 foot

yeah, thor’s pretty amazing, but what about the balls of the catcher? warming him up without a chest protector or helmet...i bet he’s wearing a cup though

“something, something unobtanium”

which, if i recall, is why he always wore his visored helmet when he talked to the media