*ahem*

For 50k they could stick an Acura badge on it and call it an Integra

so I smacked is drink from his hand to the ground and had him escorted out of the premises.

yeah who the hell calls it a girly bar.  its a titty bar or strip club.  

Jalopnik has been humping Genesis honestly since long before they bought ads. They’ve been avid Mazda fanboys since time immemorial, I doubt its being paid for.

*Currently pondering if “girlie bar” is some country-ass homophobic term for a gay bar or some country-ass old-timey term for a strip club*

Wouldn’t “post-apocalyptic technology” be… a rock?

...compared to the 3D chess playing champion bleach drinker that left grease stains in the white house and shit stains in the capitol building?

I think its very easy to blame someone for making a situation worse, but its very hard to point out that their actions alone solved a problem or even just made it slightly better.

What about a President that single-handedly starts a trade war with a 2am tweet?

You have missed the joke.

1st: Anyone blaming the president (ANY president) for high oil prices clearly doesn’t understand how global commodities work. But that’s easier than blaming OPEC and Russia for cutting production while the world’s economies are getting back on their feet I guess.. 

Anyone who places an “I did that” sticker on anything has exactly zero understanding of global economics.

Weren’t you listening? Tie em to the roof.

Please don’t anthropomorphize inanimate objects; they hate that.

If there is a group that is willing to be compliant with overreaching rules for “our safety” it should be TSA employees. 

It’s a nice convenience in some situations but I don’t think I like the idea of handing my unlocked phone over to an officer. Rather just hand them a license.

What’s up with the back window/hatch area?

This won’t work, because it functionally can’t actually cause that much of a change. It might also cause OPEC to respond by cutting supply, since it thinks the market is about to open up anyway.