As a mediocre male myself I have a few:

Plus, Trump knows Tim Apple personally.

And why can’t I FF or RW? And why is there always shitty and completely unrelated music over it? The videos/reels/whatever they are truly suck.

Why doesn’t facebook remember my volume setting?!

Im an engineer, im shit at math

The math checks if a Cardassian is forcing you to drink Busch beer during torture interrogation. There are four Busch Lights!

..time!   See, it was, uh, intentional, yeah.  :-)

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

Centuries of treating white people different than POC. 

Ok boomer

Some people were so rich that they could afford Leonardo da Vinci to decorate their lunch rooms.

The BMW Wagon in Venice is a great deal since it will probably be your apartment as well.  NP

This deal was worked and approved by the Trump admin’s USPS Board and finalized 31 days into the Biden administration.

Spare us, dude. Bleeding hearts for the suffering mega-yacht industry?

“The Biden administration”

I can offer one possible explanation:

which begs the question: “Why the hell are these not EVs then?” it’s literally the perfect use case for EVs since idling does not waste energy like it does in an ICE.

Sometimes they do it just to be sheer dicks. On a recent drive to another state I watched a young couple (maybe in their 20's) block the left lane and pace the cars on the right to keep people from passing. They would intentionally slow down enough so someone would try and pass by them in the right lane only to speed…

Exactly, corporate theft far far outweighs the thefts of the little guys who take all the fucking heat. I swear to jeebus if I have to hear one fucking more GOP fascist reference the BLM riots as a justification/excuse for some bullshit that they pull.....

Agreed.