It is sort of, but just for Patrick:

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

You do realize that many of those crises passed because people made a genuine effort to fix them, right? Y2K lead to significant changes in firmware and computing. The hole in the ozone layer lead to a comprehensive change in the refrigerants people used, resulting in a reduction of CFC emissions so drastic it…

Re: ozone layer. The world did make an effort to reduce ODSs via the Montreal protocol and now the layer is making a (slow, but measureable) recovery according to the EPA.

Har har. Yes, nevermind how damaging his positions and stupid diatribes are…but hey apparently a minority of idiots find the reactions they generate to be funny, so yay!

Why should we sit around and argue about how we are going to die

Ok, boomer.

And have you fully read his post?

Or... we just give Simone and her friends a buttload of cash to chop some T3 utes for us.

Well. Looks like that render wasn’t... that... far... off.

Saw a Roadmaster with a Save the Whales sticker on it

Sure it does. There’s no reason adulting has to be completely boring.

New 22", 24", and larger wheels and tires coming - you’re going to need zero gravity to do tire/wheel rotations.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for a Formula One pit crew [...] it’s already practicing its zero-gravity pit stops

“…though it’s given the confusing name of 2 Series Gran Coupe.”

there are so many better colors than “oh shit it looks like it might rain” grey.

That doesn’t look horrible. It’s a Nissan, so it is horrible, but it doesn’t look horrible.

OK, Boomer.