Bears sure are dumb, swimming and going over a natural waterslide, not having Donald Trump as a candidate for Bear President. Now humans, we’re smart, with our conspicuous consumption and Real Housewives.
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Bears invent river tubing as leisure activity; spontaneously develop cut-off jean shorts and love of light beer. Bear mullets to follow.
“the man who was assaulted was not an employee of the Russian consulate, but was apparently impersonating one.”
...Why?!
Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.
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In a furious, well-stated argument about the blue code of silence, Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg went completely off on…
In your opinion, someone fires a gun into a crowd and just happens to miss. How should that be handled?
Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.
Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia
A culture in which a mother burns her own daughter alive should’t be criticized? Fuck off with that moral relativism bullshit...
has anyone ever told you you look exactly like a kid millions of people went to elementary school with?
Definitely right. Talking to D.C. sports fans about their playoff chances is like talking to new parents,* just full of hope and optimism about the future! No negativity at all.