I think it depends on your HOA contract.

I kind of fell out of love with my significant other when they started locking kids in cages along the south edge of our property.

I guess that’s why they’ve already been assigned copilot duty in Death Race 2020.

Mm,mm,mm,mm, good one.

I’d only be that pissed if someone jumped my place on the organ-donation waiting-list.

I would have thought that a national team defender would have been more adept at handling runs on the back end. 

tl:dr

Technically, yes.

+ 2 x's

+1 each: firecrackers, a water gun filled with bleach, a personalized voice message from Jay Horwitz

+1

I feel like drafting the Maple Mamba was a spite pick and a further fuck you to Charles Oakley.

Oh-h, MemeWeaver.

He should have really committed to going blue and told the crowd NHL themed version of the aristocrats.

+1 gallon of diesel

The Patriots accusing their former “character coach” for tampering is like a dude who married, then divorced his first-mistress/then-wife for infidelity.

Thanks for noticing!

Muncy hit the ball into the bay. If he hit the ball into the ocean, it would have been a massively foul dong or an oppo job with a launch that would be the envy of the DPRK.

Sylvia Baseplath

I knew the comments would eventually come around to this because it remains flat-out funny.