Did Jim Spanfeller buy the Cinncinatti Zoo too?

I can’t wait for season 2, wherein Anna Chlumsky plays a still-hungry journalist in a Shonda Rhimes’s show about her new boss, grifter Jim Spanfeller.

“We are Farmers, ba-di-dum-dump-dum-dump-dum" is actually the refrain from the little known b-side to "Downeaster Alexa" single, which was released at least 5 years too late to cash in on the Farm Aid attention.

According to a source (either Rich Cimini or Leah Remini, I forget which), Jets’s training staff sprinkled J&J baby powder on Osemele’s shoulder and told him he was basically “fireproof”.

+1 Bullet-Wizards mention

Tennehearin’ is Tennebelievin’

That’s the worst change in the Garden since Brad Marchand in the last game the Bruins played there.

The refs gave Byfuglien 2 minutes for tripping and cemented their first round assignments for the 2020 playoffs.

Agreed. Drawing the line at “Killing Moon” though.

Any arena that still employs an organist is now obliged to play “Blue Moon” any time Matthews is on the ice for a stoppage.

I’m pretty sure this is really about Adam Silver getting access to NBA players’s Snapchat accounts to “review”.

If you get locked out, that’s my bad— I’m a button-masher

But now we know your password as well.

Dwight Howard has always presented himself as a serious, erudite, and well-considered dude that I just assumed that he picked a vehicle in the color purple in honor of Alice Walker.

Maybe he thought Crusher’s Club was a Big Pun project because he only has the radio edit on his Pono:

That’s crass.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

He could take the 7 train to his next match and legimately have the start delayed by an hour and fifteen minutes.

You would have won on your knowledge of the Constitution alone.