I KNEW YOU’D BE HERE, HI

UGH

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

THE PART WHERE HE LICKS HIS LIPS

yeah you have to like...do a poop massage, right?

Well said.

Sorry, forgot the other first part:
“This is all we have”

Translating from Thai to English:

Oh my god the part where it runs over to the dropper in its little dress. My heart just grew three sizes.

Instinctively kneading the air the way kittens knead momma cat’s belly when nursing?

My thought pattern while watching this video can be summed up as, “Baby kitty. Baby kitty. Baby kitty. BAY. BEE. KIT. TEE.”

Haha!! I love weird sex Mark. I don’t even do sex or understand weird sex right now, so I rely on Mark to keep me up to date.

Of course this is totally adorable. One incredibly dull and non-cute observation I had is that they were feeding it over the bowl so it will learn that the bowl is where one goes for food. I thought that seemed like a smart animal-psychology thing to do.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMOMG

I like cute animal Mark a bit more than weird sex Mark.

The paw thing... That’s kneading. She’d be pressing on her momma’s belly to stimulate milk production/release.

At first I was like “Why the hell is the kitten wearing a dress?”, then I was like “Fuck it. EVERY kitten should wear a dress!”

Agreed. On a related note, I also hate theater-goers who are dicks and give side eye at people who laugh (It’s a comedy; it’s what they want us to do!) or give enthusiastic applause for a fantastic show. Stay home and watch it on TV if you don’t want to be an audience participant. These are live performances and they…

Well that is also true. It is a shame since studio executives will use that movie as an excuse to not give a green light to other women buddy films.