Yeah … honestly, C, I kind of don’t remember that being what you told me.

Older.

Evil doesn’t die. It buys a condo in Florida and retires.

Our world is now officially some alt-right True Blood fan fiction.

Awesome.

Trump ran an anti-Semitic campaign against a Methodist, though. Bernie’s right, who the hell knows what would have happened.

I suspect these secret emails contain conclusive proof that he is, in fact, a vampire. The makeup on Mike’s face cannot conceal that this is not a normal color for a living human hand:

KKKlassy indeed.

I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

This was also the adminstration that took money from the federal government to settle refugees and then turned around and refused to do so. Kept the money though. Very classy.

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

Oh I don’t know. White sheet sales should be through the roof in the next few years.

Yep. In Germany, you can’t walk three blocks without tripping over a holocaust memorial. And they didn’t turn their concentration camps into “nostalgic,” “charming,” “historical” places to host weddings, like we did with plantations.

I don’t agree, politically, with Merkel on a large slab of issues (I’m not German, but have a half-German family and am in the EU, so I know them pretty well), but we’re in new world now where “Will stand against fascism” is apparently a rare and precious commodity in a world leader.

What is considered “conservative” in Germany is considered more to the left in America. For conservatives in Germany universal health care is a sound idea. Not so here.

Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

He already has Trump is his name.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

While we forced Germany to remember what fascism means, we allowed ourselves to forget with a pat on the back.