Look, I know it’s just one of those things. You don’t want to be spoiled about a show, don’t click on the article about the show. But if you don’t want to be spoiled about the episode, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE SPOILED ABOUT A CHARACTER LEAVING OR DYING OR WHATEVER ON THE FUCKING FRONT PAGE OF AVCLUB.COM.

The ONLY thing Borderlands 3 needs to do better than 1 and 2 is add MORE WAYPOINTS. I loved 2, and loved how much bigger it was from the first game, but holy shit was it a slog to run through some of those huge areas, especially when you realized you had to backtrack to finish up some random old sidequest, and the…

Might want to finish the rest of the quote there, bud.

My ranking is lower than #5. GOTG1, Winter Soldier, Iron Man, Thor: Ragnarok, and Avengers. Civil War would probably be #6 or #7. But Cap should’ve died in the movie, but I guess they had to save him for Infinity War.

Except that’s not really true. Sure, it took awhile, but Everything Will Be Alright In the End and the White Album were both albums that I thought finally deserved to be true follow ups to their 90s stuff. I thought they were great. I thought Weezer had finally realized what people wanted. And then Pacific Daydream…

Oh, the irony! The sweet, sweet... disgusting irony.

My name is Aaron. Guess what Key and Peele did to ruin my name for the rest of my life?

Yes, Gone Home’s blown out lightbulb followed by me coming face to face with a cross when the light comes back on was literally one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced in a video game ever. And then the game isn’t about anything weird or supernatural at all, it just became a moment where my mind played a nice…

I’ve been looking forward to next week’s episode since the first season ended (which, okay, I watched on Amazon only two years ago). Finally, the inevitability of time catches up to this show!

Well, guys. I’ve hung around this show for a long time despite its many lows. But this episode proved the writers have no sense at all. Spending an entire season with Ralph was completely pointless. It wasn’t an earned death. It was not a “Not Penny’s Boat” moment. Ralph was a cool character, but instead of feeling…

Because they turned her into a split personality instead of being a part of Caitlin. They were supposed to be the same person (not quite Caitlin, not quite Killer Frost) at the end of season 3, but then season 4 was like “Nah, bro. Split personalities!” These stupid writers.

Uh, nope.

Except it already is out in Japan and has been since the summer. I can see it coming out here by summer or fall. However, if they’re adding english voiceover ala DQVIII... maybe a little longer. *shrugs*

Absolutely. None of the actual people I’ve talked to in person have a problem with “girls! Yuck!” regarding the movie. Most just hate how Luke was portrayed. It ruined it for them, because the movie turned him into a fallible human. I liked that. I disliked some other things, even though I was happy with the movie…

FFVII blew me away in the two weeks I took to play it on PC at the tailend of 1998. To me, it really changed the course of what sort of video game I liked to play. It’s hard to believe that I bought a PS1 less than a year later on 9/9/1999 (the same day the Dreamcast came out, too!) just to play FFVIII. I was probably…

The monkeys really haven’t, but they looked pretty bad even in 1995.

My biggest surprise was that I loved Assassin’s Creed Origins. And I’ve played every main entry of the series (except Rogue, but is that even a main entry really?). I even played Unity. I got the platinum trophy for Syndicate, becoming the first game I ever got all the trophies/achievements for ever. And yet, I was…

“Did it do something surreal and different?” 

If you’re in the U.S., apparently Walmart is going to have the game for $29 on Black Friday (and since Amazon price matches a lot, I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up the same there). You better believe I’ve bookmarked this page with an attentive eye:

Possibly Matt Damon and Russell Crowe? I don’t know, I only saw the headline and decided not to click it.