No. See. Ok. So back in 1998 while investigating the murder of Laura Palmer, the REAL Phil Jackson somehow managed to travel “between dimensions” and he became “stuck” in what’s referred to as “the black lodge,” which is sort of an interdimensional purgatory. Anyway, since his essence passed from this realm into that…

“Hey...Remember when you went to Miami and you and Wade and Bosh did the big roll out at the MTV Awards?...Yeah...That was great.”

You can say you’re from Milwaukee. That’s fine. What I don’t like is the “...so I really don’t care about the Bucks.” This implies people from Milwaukee don’t care about the Bucks. Do not loop in the rest of Milwaukee with your opinion on basketball. Plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of Milwaukee residents are absolutely…

‘he thought it was a party’ i’m crying that’s so true

He didn’t know, man. He’s part Labrador and heard water noises, he thought it was a party. He’s still a good dog. A stinky, good dog.

List of dogs who “aren’t a good dog.” That dog.

I’m of the similar mindset, although I was somewhat of a fan in the late 90s-early 00s with Ray & Big Dog. But after Karl traded Ray, I pretty much tuned the Bucks out until this year. I’ve actually been to more games this year than I had in total before.

I know he’s young, but I’m very excited to see if he has another gear in the playoffs. If I were a Raptors fan I would be frightened right now.

Polish horseshoes

Steve Bannon looks like every description of Wilbur Whately from HP Lovecrafts “The Dunwich Horror.”

No surprise coming from someone who’s always asking his teammates to build a wall.

and deodorant is basically just rubbing chemicals on your pits to cover up the smell.

Jabari proves he is not butt by showing a little leg.

The whole “Aggies would root for the Longhorns if eliminated” probably stems from a weird midwesterny-polite college sports culture in Wisconsin where all of the UW school students root for the Badgers in all sports, and at tournament time, everyone roots for the Badgers, Marquette and even UWM on the rare occasion…

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

Central Waters > everything