THIS. All the stars. They don’t NEED no stinking drones with cameras - we WILLINGLY give them what they want. 

You’d be surprised how small surveillance equipment is these days. That said, everything else in your post is absolutely spot on.

Alright, look. I’m going to stick up for the Santa Cruz. 98% of the time or more, I don’t need a full-sized bed and the “baby bed” is the right size for chucking some outdoor gear in the back or picking up some bagged mulch from Home Depot. Towing capacity is also perfectly sufficient. If I were in the market, a…

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I can’t star this enough.

Musky like most other billionaires is a deadbeat.

Every time I read of Elon wanting “hard core” people at his companies, I get the feeling it’s code talk for “I want groveling slaves putting in 25 hours a day/8 days a week” for me.  Anyone who goes to work at an Elon company must be a masochist.

It may take some time for the “i know what i got” crowd to come back to reality with their asks, but that’s fine. I bought a Used Toyota hybrid in 2016 and paid cash ($13K) because i drove a cheap crapbox for years and saved a “car payment” every month. It was 2 years old with 22K miles. I drove that car another 70K…

They also want to classify ANYTHING that acknowledges the existence of LGBTQ+ people as porn, so they can ban that next.

just publish all of texas representatives search history. i already use their names when i go to distilleries to get around the 2 bottle a month law. they have raised it to 4 recently. 

I just want Apple to move the fucking power button back to the top. I can’t count the number of times I grab the phone off my desk, table, etc. and accidentally take a screenshot. It’s like they put the power button at the exact part of the phone you are prone to grabbing it from.

“Right now, there’s no word on their ... motive, according to the AP.”

Beautiful car. Congratulations to her. That whole thing sucks.

Allred should just send out a corresponding message about Cruz using a picture of Grandpa from the Munsters. 

“I cannot send out a tweet with a picture of my very attractive opponent. This Cadillac of men. Find a different picture. Figure it out.” — Ted Cruz (staring longingly at picture of Colin Allred)

This is Ted Cruz- I have breaking news:

In fairness, Ted Cruz really shined at the combine.

“If this is how the race is going just three days in, we may be in for an extremely interesting ride.” Grabbing the first convenient [Black man] certainly has a storied history in how race goes in Texas...

Drifting as a sport. I just don’t get it.

This shouldn’t be hard to grasp at all; you can look at it from several points of view and understand why it’s so expensive.