This is so far down the internet political rabbit hole, i cant relate to any side of this

who wants to start a new internet via LAN party?

“But I believe in life you have to do what is hard for you in order to build yourself as a person” 17? geez... 

You can hear him scream “IIIICCCCEEEE” on your tv with the volume at 0

where do you think you fly when you dont have one on in the back?

Humor is well and truly dead. great analysis.

yes, that’s called a “euphemism”

dude...that was 37 years ago...

After multiple years reading deadspin, I’ve never read a single one

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He thanks you for your contribution to his efforts

Too much Joe Buck causes kidney stones

question to EPL fans, why is Tottenham so hated by everyone?

No, no no. That was the British and its “Jeddah”

So does the sign...

I have yet to find one of these damn things that works reasonably well

There is much anger in you.

For the first time in a long time, I totally forgot football was on last night. progress.

this, @asmallcat, is where you respond “*you’re” because thats who you are

Nah, you question is dumb if not goading. He just wanted to share his experience along a similar thread, your going to call him out on that? because youre a nameless internet moron much like myself. he was right, fuck off.