You magnificent son of a bitch.

This commenter is incorrect and should be ignored. Thank you.

This commenter is incorrect and should be ignored. Thank you.

This commenter is incorrect and should be ignored.  Thank you.

As someone that looks forward to reading your comments, way to shit the bed, dipshit.

Something, something Kinja. Sorry.

Wh...who are you?

“succession”. Hm. Well, I, uh.

Nope...not on the menu.  Last time I was there they told me they didn’t serve that.

Hey, question: So, when making those tin-foil hats, is Reynolds considered the gold standard? If so, what’s best; regular, non-stick, or heavy duty?

*Citation Needed

Lighten up, Francis. He’s never had issues, you’ve had nothing but issues. Seems plausible the truth is somewhere in the middle, right? Some are great, some might be messed up.

Hey everyone, we found Roger Goodell.  Thanks for stopping by and cementing the fact you have no idea what we want in a product.

Tell me, again, how the South Bend team has a very hard schedule.

Sheesh...more politics.  I get that you guys have some type of agenda, but let’s just make fun of the Raiders and the NFL.  Now that’s good stuff.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

I see where you’re going. However, I’m going to say 1, 2, and 4 are probably correct. Maybe not 2, that one is kind of a pot/kettle type thing.

See, I love golf, I really do. I like to play it, I like to watch the Majors, I like to have other matches playing in the background while I spend time with family and friends.

It’s the Lightning Seeds! Cloudcukooland is incredible. Fight me.

Incorrect. Only wife (not second or third) and the picture is going on two decades ago.