“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

this is a cool and normal thing to be worried about 

This guy is a complete pile of shit, but “Weaponized Mulattoes” is a great name for a band.

The Browns are going to be stacked this year. 

Next week on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom Marlin Perkins will get up close and personal with the unpredictable Mr. Big Chest.

The Mets are the anti-vaxxers of baseball. 

I’m not crying

Elbow: Who we pitching for these days, Jake?

Didn’t want to fork over the co-pay, huh? 

Should an adult really need to be told not to take a customer’s car for their own errands?

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

But the absolute cruelest thing a pitcher can do is smoke three guys with one 99 mph fastball.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

Context does matter, but you are picking and choosing what context matters to you. As it stands, white people wearing dark makeup to appear black is the continuation of a practice tied to the mocking of black people, and often enslaved Africans, in the US. That’s the context for this. More context for this, which a…

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

They should. You’d still be an asshole. Also, shit happens and you can’t always get those seats. Pretending you're completely absolved of any social obligation to decency because you paid, makes you a sociopath. 

They’re not adding additional seats....now. They will 6 months from now and it will all be “unrelated” to the new found real estate in the cabin.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?