This song is killer. Super fucking excited for the new album, and the Four Fists stuff as well.

My buddy is a personal chef at a sorority, where the girls are not allowed to cook using anything other than the microwave or the toaster. He had to yell at this girl for ruining the toaster when she tried to make a grilled cheese in it.

yeah, gotta make sure it's greased well. I've done it plenty of times both with Pam or with some olive oil rubbed on with a paper towel and never had any issues.

1. Drop english muffin in toaster
2. Crack an egg into a coffee mug with a bit of cooking spray
3. microwave for 1-1.5 minutes.
4. Turn out egg onto muffin, add slice of cheese.

Jamie Foxx- went straight from "Ray" to "Stealth."

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