Seven of the dancers had shattered femurs, but they all managed to finish the routine because when it’s crunch time, hockey dancers don’t ever want to leave the stage. Can’t say that about NBA dancers, can you?

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…