Ughhh.... I still have that fight with my partner. I was born and raised in Texas and loooove football, but I boycotted last year and will continue to do so. My partner is “boycotting, except when his team is playing.” That’s not an effing boycott!!! Every time he pulls this I want to yank the tv out the wall (but no,…

He didn’t marry rich (yet). He just fucked rich.

I’ve been under some sort of rock for a few days weeks. What’s the rumor?

Are you in Sacramento? I’ve passed by the place a few times and have thought about checking it out, but only yesterday learned it was owned by A-B and just decided I was cool with not checking it out.

That might be what you’re gathering, but that’s not what it is. It is a crude show, true,but it’s not about children obsessed with sex, it’s about the awkwardness of going through puberty.

OMG!!! I did think it looked more gauzy than toilet papery, but I just chalked it up to bad cake decorating. Why? Why? Why????

Ahhhh.... I see it. It’s poorly done, but I see it now.

Ahhhh. I think I see it. That’s a terrible rendition of a baby’s legs. But those are also grown human (or at least adolescent) sized hands, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I see the toilet paper, but on the right buttcheek it seems like there’s two band-aids cris-crossed over each other.

Ok, I have questions...

Ahhh, it happens to the best of us.

She’s featured on the posts’s cover photo.

I’m betting face mask. I really hope they don’t go the amnesia route. I know this is a telenovela, but that’s just too trope for me.

I’m glad I didn’t visit 30 years ago then. I visited about 7 years ago, and I was sorely disappointed by 90% of the meals I had.

They either don’t stay late, or the parents who are still having a good time find two chairs in the back of the ballroom and make a makeshift bed for their little one to sleep.

Thank you for this comment! I’m pro-kids at weddings. I’m just anti- parents who don’t take their crying/screaming/running-around child outside during the ceremony. Other than that, kids have no shame and that no shame makes for lots of laughs and fun at weddings.

They are beautiful animals, but... nah. Hard pass.

It’s definitely a regional thing. I learned that moving from Texas to N. Carolina. I grew up calling it BBQ. Barbecue was a verb, a noun, and an adjective. You go to the BBQ, to eat BBQ’d food that the host has been BBQing. I learned quickly in N. Carolina that BBQ is never a verb and never an event, it is solely a…

I think I tried 3 times and I don’t think I made it 100 pages any of the times. I finally just completely gave up.

I kinda assumed the reason was because the baby and Chung are about the same complexion... which, still doesn’t make sense. But then again, a lot of people don’t understand how the skin complexion of little black/mixed babies works.