Except that there’s a video of here from about a week or so ago where she sounds like a chain smoking American. Intonations that you develop from living elsewhere don’t just develop in a week’s time.

Did they really? Tweet beat might have been my favorite still-existing regular feature. Sadness.

Also don’t cough into your palm and then go around shaking people’s hands.

I laughed. I cried (well, my eyes welled a bit at the friendship part). Well written account of an awfully shitty story.

California?

Was that snap actually supposed to make sense?

I was waiting for someone to ask and/or answer this. It should have been in the article. Before I get outraged, I need to know what the status quo is and how different this is from the status quo.

I’m right there with you. As long as I can remember, I’ve wanted to have kids, so while I completely respect that some people don’t want kids, I don’t necessarily understand it... I just don’t personally know that sentiment. And I come from a large family where I don’t think there were any childless adults in my…

I know a person who had zero desire to have a kid but go knocked up. And then years later became such a baby person and had a few more. I’m in no way saying you should or will want more, just saying, you’re not the only one. Yeah, people will still judge because people are assholes, but I think there’s nothing wrong…

I’m a last child and I’m pretty sure my parents were just trying for perfection and figured they succeeded when they had me :)

The Gingrich moments also made me uncomfortable. It didn’t feel like real life.

My worst ever was after I’d had some sort of herbal tea concoction that my brother gave me when I was sick. I wanted to send myself to a deserted island, away from myself. It smelled like two dead decaying animals had a dead decaying baby and that baby was farting inside me.

Except when you let one go in your office, not expecting anyone to come by, and unexpectedly, someone comes in to chat. There’s no one else to blame and you both just chat with an awkward smile as your coworker makes an excuse to end the conversation short.

Not gross, but slightly awkward. I’m at the doctor getting my annual well woman’s exam. She’s down there checking out my goods and says “I can see your vagina is puffy and pink and moist. That’s good. Just wait until you’re my age and it’s dry and red”

Kris Kristofferson too (or are we sticking with “Ch-” Chrises)?

I laughed too hard at this!

The idea of farting away privilege is incredibly hilarious to me.

Hahaha. Poor, poor Tiffany.

Lol. I appreciate the warning. I consent to your stealing.

Just a PSA for the night