hey, it’s presidential nowadays, and it seems to work

There have been a lot of people in these comments arguing that this guy is innocent until proven guilty, should play until the law gets involved, etc. Maybe those people had a point then (Narrator: they didn’t) but now... How the fuck do you support letting this guy play football after this?

His lawyer was included on that group text So under the Latin legal concept of ipso facto doofus delicti, that means he’s immune from being charged and has to get 16 targets each week from Tom Brady (who must now invite Brown to have dinner at Brady’s home once a week for life). The law works in mysterious ways.

I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

Nothing says "I'm innocent!" Like threatening your accuser. You want all the lawyers to have a copy of that so nobody can deny you did it. 

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

It never will because “we need to hear both sides” will continue to be spouted by the worst of us.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

The first few time I saw him, I thought it was cool that they had rules expert Mike Pereira around to explain the rules during games.  More recently, though, I’ve grown frustrated that the rules of football are so complex and convoluted that a “rules expert” is required in order to explain the rules of the game.

No issue with Pool. Love the character and how they drop the third wall constantly and mock the cheapness of the producers.

No. Just no. Love Cesar, but no.

Zazie Beetz is the love interest?? So much for believability.

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

I’m genuinely torn as to whether the Patriots are Basically Good for giving otherwise decent guys a second chance, or Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.