Fuck you, buddy.

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

Try to imagine Gregg Popovich or Erik Spolestra treating a player like this. Coaches like Frank Martin are power-tripping rage monsters who get off on bullying kids, and they can fuck off.

It would be very interesting to see where these ladies are today.

Another possibility: nobody heard your fucking podcast.

Whose douchiness will reign supreme?!

Find out tonight on Iron Douche America.

Miklasz is not a beat reporter and hasn't been for a while. The Cards' beat writer(s) are pretty good; there's not much to complain about. I'm glad they don't often venture into schmaltz or hagiography like Miklasz can do. Cards fans need some good objectivity because their fan base is one of the most insufferable…