CUPHEAD! Super Mario World!

Eat shit. Vomit it up and eat it again.

He’s a shitty promo (hence Heyman, obvs) with a high-pitched voice and sucky “matches” but he crosses all the boxes on Vince’s meathead checklist. Plus he’s married to garbage human Sable.

Cubs have been doing it for a few months now.

He seems like a not very petty man at all. Bears appreciate his money though. Dumbass.

Good lord, what a white bread, dope.

What a spectacular dingleberry you are.

Doug DeCinces

Milton Bradley

Nice Speed reference.

Sorry. Couldn’t make out any of the bullshit you typed.

It’s incredibly hot and humid in Chicago.

Sounds like a bad movie. See? That was easy.

Truly Madly Bleaky

And that’s sad and depressing.

Can’t wait for the inevitable American Greed episode!

Thanks for commenting, Klis! Dumbfuck.

Ned Stark once said everything before “but” is bullshit.

I don’t wanna brush this off as pettiness because Caroline is such a decorated, Grand Slam champion (hahahahaha!!!) but...um...yeah. Sounds like her butt is in pain. Also, this is literally the only story on the women’s side so until you start being known for winning majors and not screwing pro athletes or SI swimsuit…