Good lord, what a white bread, dope.

What a spectacular dingleberry you are.

Doug DeCinces

Milton Bradley

Nice Speed reference.

Sorry. Couldn’t make out any of the bullshit you typed.

It’s incredibly hot and humid in Chicago.

Sounds like a bad movie. See? That was easy.

Truly Madly Bleaky

And that’s sad and depressing.

Can’t wait for the inevitable American Greed episode!

Thanks for commenting, Klis! Dumbfuck.

Ned Stark once said everything before “but” is bullshit.

I don’t wanna brush this off as pettiness because Caroline is such a decorated, Grand Slam champion (hahahahaha!!!) but...um...yeah. Sounds like her butt is in pain. Also, this is literally the only story on the women’s side so until you start being known for winning majors and not screwing pro athletes or SI swimsuit…

The Corbin stuff involved Twitter spats with an army vet and Meltzer but I don’t understand why that would be enough for heat.

What does it say when Enzo beats Dar in 3 minutes on Raw last night? Even a shitty wrestler can beat crusierweights? Jesus.

Fuck you, you subhuman pool of Satan’s cum.

He didn’t even acknowledge his presence eventually. It was beautiful!