Ned Stark once said everything before “but” is bullshit.

I don’t wanna brush this off as pettiness because Caroline is such a decorated, Grand Slam champion (hahahahaha!!!) but...um...yeah. Sounds like her butt is in pain. Also, this is literally the only story on the women’s side so until you start being known for winning majors and not screwing pro athletes or SI swimsuit…

The Corbin stuff involved Twitter spats with an army vet and Meltzer but I don’t understand why that would be enough for heat.

What does it say when Enzo beats Dar in 3 minutes on Raw last night? Even a shitty wrestler can beat crusierweights? Jesus.

Fuck you, you subhuman pool of Satan’s cum.

He didn’t even acknowledge his presence eventually. It was beautiful!

And this is a 40 year old, retired Mayweather as well.

Yeah. All the “analysis” from non-boxing fans is so annoying.

That “analysis” sure beat whatever the hell Smith was trolling about. Since when is Mr. Cheese Doodles a boxing expert?

Soooooo....you liked this monstrous asshole?

I’m sure there are good people who work at UFC but Dana White is such a sexist, Trump-loving, douche bro that I can be happy with this.

Awesome trade for Cleveland.

And they both could kick our asses. What’s your point?

That idiot who paid $157,000 for his jersey will have one hell of a table cloth once he’s traded for Mike Trout in a year.

Jesus fuck. You’re a millionaire!

So it’s okay for drooling morons like Joe West to publicly attack players in ass-licking SI pieces but it’s not okay for players to do the same? Gotcha. Also, Kinsler was only guilty of saying Angel Hernandez was the worst when we all know it’s goddamn C.B. Buckner. #robotumpires

Zzzzzzz.

Jason “Tom Tom Uncle Tom Tom Tom Uncle Tom” Whitlock?