Faved for use of "buttknockers". Always a crowd-pleaser of a word.

But... he's white.

Good point.

No, he'd need to hang on in pain on life support for a few months and the spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair as a quadriplegic.

It's certainly a panther!

Cincy is about as deep south as you can get.
Sincerely, someone from Cleveland.

Cleveland.

Donks are a "southern" phenomenon now, huh?

But that won't stop us from trying. TO THE LABORATORY!

But that wouldn't happen in the vacuum of space. Besides, heat = death, not speed.

Spinning really fast =/= speed

10.) The Marmaray Tunnel

"Principals only" huh? I guess superintendents are just out of luck.

Thank you!

and nothing of value was lost.

Looks like they mooshed a Focus front end with an A3 ass end.
For the record I am completely for it.

My shitty brain just confused Van Damme with Steven Seagal. Stupid brain!

I tend to drop my trailin' G's after a lon' distance jo' with my do' and I ease back with a ju' of my favorite gro'.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Yep, I want one.