Looks like they mooshed a Focus front end with an A3 ass end.
For the record I am completely for it.

My shitty brain just confused Van Damme with Steven Seagal. Stupid brain!

I tend to drop my trailin' G's after a lon' distance jo' with my do' and I ease back with a ju' of my favorite gro'.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Yep, I want one.

It's only entirely true.

Look at them lips.

Dear car, I know I'm close to the next driver up ahead, I'm just about to overtake them. Dear car, I know I crossed my lane without indicating. That's because there's nobody here.

I bet you're a hoot on road trips.

So Ford is finally making a Fusion coupe model. Looks pretty nice.

"Nothing about driving"? I'm sorry, did you not see the overhead shots of the car going around turns? They're clearly saying. "Want a car that turns? Why not a BMW? C'mooonnnn!"

Oh, I forgot. On-duty police officers are supposed to circle the block repeatedly and look for legal parking when responding to a call. Jeez!

Good call, although I read it as "boo hoo, my Porsche struggled up Pike's Peak, I need a wine cooler just thinking about it."
Give me a break, my dad drove our family up(and down) Pike's Peak in a manual 1984 Plymouth Voyager back in 1992; long before it was paved all the way up.

No person shall drive a motor vehicle onto the premises of a drive-in restaurant and leave the premises without parking such motor vehicle, unless there is no unoccupied parking space available on the premises. Source: Code 1961, 25-156, 25-158Sec. 18-54. Sounding of horns at sandwich shops. No person shall sound the…

True, but most car crashes you can walk away from don't result in your ride becoming a roadside fireball.

SO MUCH THIS!

Any "Calvin pissing on.." or "Calvin praying" stickers.

Logic tells us Toyota will build an FR-S cabriolet and a turbocharged coupe. But they deny it, so for now, we keep our fingers crossed for a blown Subaru BRZ.

The answer is always Miata, I know. But Mazda actually built 200 of these, only to tease us forever. Well done!

'nuff said

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