It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Yep, I want one.

It's only entirely true.

Dear car, I know I'm close to the next driver up ahead, I'm just about to overtake them. Dear car, I know I crossed my lane without indicating. That's because there's nobody here.

I bet you're a hoot on road trips.

So Ford is finally making a Fusion coupe model. Looks pretty nice.

"Nothing about driving"? I'm sorry, did you not see the overhead shots of the car going around turns? They're clearly saying. "Want a car that turns? Why not a BMW? C'mooonnnn!"

Oh, I forgot. On-duty police officers are supposed to circle the block repeatedly and look for legal parking when responding to a call. Jeez!

Good call, although I read it as "boo hoo, my Porsche struggled up Pike's Peak, I need a wine cooler just thinking about it."
Give me a break, my dad drove our family up(and down) Pike's Peak in a manual 1984 Plymouth Voyager back in 1992; long before it was paved all the way up.

No person shall drive a motor vehicle onto the premises of a drive-in restaurant and leave the premises without parking such motor vehicle, unless there is no unoccupied parking space available on the premises. Source: Code 1961, 25-156, 25-158Sec. 18-54. Sounding of horns at sandwich shops. No person shall sound the…

True, but most car crashes you can walk away from don't result in your ride becoming a roadside fireball.

SO MUCH THIS!

Any "Calvin pissing on.." or "Calvin praying" stickers.

Logic tells us Toyota will build an FR-S cabriolet and a turbocharged coupe. But they deny it, so for now, we keep our fingers crossed for a blown Subaru BRZ.

The answer is always Miata, I know. But Mazda actually built 200 of these, only to tease us forever. Well done!

'nuff said

I've never seen the Mach II Concept.. was it a stab at rear engine?

Valid points. Laws vary from city to city but there do exist laws governing at least scrolling or flashing light-up signs in terms of how oftenn the image can change and how close it can be to the road.

I want my passenger held accountable for FIDDLING WITH THE FUCKING RADIO and I crash the car.

You'd think that, but there's only one DMV in DE and they're only open on days with an odd number of vowels from 10am-2pm

Looks kinda like Meta-Knight.