No one said they had to be good "improvements".

AGREED!
I brought this same gripe up separately. And can we PLEASE get rid of proprietary systems for specific satellite radio brands.

And then bring back BOF!

Realistically, I think proprietary software creating buttons for in-car entertainment systems will eventually vanish. I'm a little hard-pressed to think of anything more annoying than seeing Sirius/XM offered on cars and then having pretty much useless buttons when you realize what a ripoff the service is and stop…

At first I thought #6 should've been higher on the list. Then I looked at the rest of the list. Absolute insanity.
Also, I have wanted a beer scooter for YEARS!

"PLEASE NOTE THE CAR IS LOCATED IN SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA, I CAN SHIP WORLD WIDE"

I feel like the author doesn't really like beer.

I want that dude's pants.

Holy shit, a $600/month car payment? That's my rent!

"of which only about 20 were ever produced."
Seems pretty moot. I'm sure any car company could make 20 one-off cars built for speed in an existing shell. And any other car would be half as hideous.

Lose the Taz floormats and I'd give them $3,000 for it.

Was there a car in particular that made you say, "This. This is what I want to do with my life."?

Just got around to reading this one.

They just hope they don't run into Cary Elwes.

Translation: Say goodbye to WOT.

There aren't very many nice things you can say about a 1983 Imperial. It's big, it's heavy, but it's got a V8 and rear wheel drive. Time for a burnout.

Assuming you didn't have to clean up it's poop, would you trade that dragon for Truckasaurus?

Their next legacy name to ruin? El Camino.