AGREED!
I brought this same gripe up separately. And can we PLEASE get rid of proprietary systems for specific satellite radio brands.

And then bring back BOF!

Realistically, I think proprietary software creating buttons for in-car entertainment systems will eventually vanish. I'm a little hard-pressed to think of anything more annoying than seeing Sirius/XM offered on cars and then having pretty much useless buttons when you realize what a ripoff the service is and stop…

At first I thought #6 should've been higher on the list. Then I looked at the rest of the list. Absolute insanity.
Also, I have wanted a beer scooter for YEARS!

"PLEASE NOTE THE CAR IS LOCATED IN SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA, I CAN SHIP WORLD WIDE"

I feel like the author doesn't really like beer.

I want that dude's pants.

Holy shit, a $600/month car payment? That's my rent!

"of which only about 20 were ever produced."
Seems pretty moot. I'm sure any car company could make 20 one-off cars built for speed in an existing shell. And any other car would be half as hideous.

Lose the Taz floormats and I'd give them $3,000 for it.

Was there a car in particular that made you say, "This. This is what I want to do with my life."?

Just got around to reading this one.

They just hope they don't run into Cary Elwes.

Translation: Say goodbye to WOT.

There aren't very many nice things you can say about a 1983 Imperial. It's big, it's heavy, but it's got a V8 and rear wheel drive. Time for a burnout.

Assuming you didn't have to clean up it's poop, would you trade that dragon for Truckasaurus?

Their next legacy name to ruin? El Camino.

They probably want to keep the keys together so they can have both when they eventually sell the abused, hooned car to some poor sap. But still, fuck them. The gut-level, visceral rage and frustration at seeing two keys locked in a car, knowing that if they weren't so fucking stupid, you wouldn't be stuck waiting an…