"Hyundai Sportage"... that's a new one :-D

Ford Ranger "Splash" was pretty terrible. Like what, was it a tie-in to the Tom Hanks movie ten years after it came out?

I want to hang out with the guys in #8.

Vin Diesel.

Crack Pipe. I'd hold out for a Turbo for half the price.

Wow, Ohio resident here and I never thought we'd be #1.

They could be in blackface and this would still be funny.

It's an obnoxious cover of a killer Dio song. Happy?

You better not try to rename Bluthton! I'll sink it before I let you do that!

I would've said the Mazda Tribute.

"One of the things I like about this particular concept is the matte finish paint because it makes the body the star of the show."

Not sure what the tint laws in PA are but in Ohio that dark would get you pulled over.

This guy should just buy a Crown Vic and be done with it.

The Miata's paint, regardless of color, is pigmented using crushed human skulls.

The Mazda Miata understands and speaks sign language.

NIGHTMARES!

Car companies would NEVER go for any of this and they would fight tooth and nail to keep anyone else from trying.

That's fine and good advice. I remember one time driving through WV I rounded a corner and BAM there was an overturned trailer that was carrying, you guessed it, BEES! Just a bunch of apiary boxes on their sides next to the overturned trailer. I could not roll up my windows fast enough.

Oh god, that happened to a buddy of mine once. That's DEFINITELY WORSE.

Damn, can't believe I missed this question.