I liked the idea of the Toyobaru; a RWD, small, light, fast(reasonably) cheap car. I didn't care much for the styling. It wasn't hideous but it didn't make my pants any tighter.

Haha, who says no to a $500 car?

Chevy Venture = Dodge Intrepid

I owned an 88 Corsica CL. True story.

Looks sharp. I drive an 04 MGM now, been looking at replacing it soon and CVPIs are on my radar.

"I love driving my Crown Vic/P71/Grand Marquis/Marauder. They're workhorses, cheap, fun, and take a good beating. It's got nothing to do with looking like a cop and everyone moving over when I'm behind them."

AMC Eagle because STATION WAGON!

I'm pretty sure I said the exact same thing when I first read about Mercedes' "Attention Alert" system.

"Maybe I should just go back to an old car that has fewer warning lights."

WH- HOW DID THEY GET IT TO START?!

I guess it depends on how small you cut them up.

What? They probably work for the local Board of Elections.

Angler Fish!

THUNDERBLENDER!

2013 Chevy Beretta

Now I'm left wondering what the top ten cars that weren't made by Ferrari are.

I secretly pine for a theremin every year.

YEAH!

Better be dirt cheap, that's the slowest color.

I'm easy to please.