They'll send it to collections!

Out of the presumably short list of cars you have yet to drive, what are #1, 2, and 3 on your list?

Am I the only one who giggles a little every time he says "yeep"?

"Desert Safety". Is that like, having a flamethrower at the ready when they bring out your bananas foster?

This is kind of covered in #10. The reviews(messageboards, yelp, etc) can be helpful but one bad apple can severely tarnish a good business's name.

Wait, how are manuals not cheaper anymore? Go to any car website, start with the base model. If it offers you a choice between manual and automatic you'll clearly see that he automatic is almost always about a grand extra. I'd like to see one that isn't, if it exists; it would clearly be the exception to the rule.

That door. I knew I'd seen it before. Lincoln made a Mark VIII prototype in 93 that had retractable doors. This video shows it retracting from the interior(which really, watching it slide down from inside, while cool, still looks like crap) but in my opinion Lincoln still did it better since they completely cleared…

Heck, what did Spaceball 1 inspire?

Ahh, but what did the Eagle5 inspire?

I learned how to drive and took my driver's exam in a 91 Ford Aerostar.

I thought the Olds Silhouette was modeled after a dustbuster..

I hit Vince Neil once while I was out on a Mötley Crüise

I thought this was jalopnik... what's a mechanic?

I don't think the article pointed out the Ghanaians as "illegal immigrant", although immigrants carrying out allegedly illegal activity would, in the most accurate definition of the phrase, make them "illegal immigrants".

I don't know enough about the law to have a rebuttal. I was under the impression that eyewitness accounts to motor vehicle crimes do not hold up in court which is why, when requested, an officer has to show his speed gun to show you he actually clocked you at XX MPH.

Assuming he stopped after he hit you...

Don't forget this guy.

I believe you meant "Ghana is a country..."

Karmann Ghia, anyone?

HELL YES!