Pro tip- It's a good idea to wear shoes that cover the toes when working on a heavy piece of machinery held up by a jack about as trustworthy as a gas station coffee lid.

I'm sorry, "nekkid".

What's with the drunk naked drivers?

His reaction, though! WTF, man?! He sounded like this sort of thing happens all the time and if the camera had kept going we would've heard "not again"...

Man, I can't believe I missed this question... how about every car Hot Rod Mag "made up" in their 2008 April Fool's Day edition touting the triumphant return of AMC. Anyone else read that? I wish I could find a link.

Thanks! And it was on one of my first comments to jalopnik, too.

The more I think about it the more awesome this idea sounds.

I honestly did do a Google Image search for "fiero wagon" and had a few startling results, this was one of them. Great 'shopping skills for sure.

I've encountered good riders and asshole riders. Of course, the Assholes just give everyone a bad name. Just like asshole _______ drivers give the rest a bad name. The point here is that, enthusiast or not, every rider has been sold the same package with a different name that every vehicle buyer purchases. The "Buy…

whoa

Pontiac Fiero

Mall Of America, recreating the through-the-mall chase scene from Blues Brothers. I could see him blasting through the LEGO land there, drifting around fountains, etc.

Nailed it.

I was hoping this would be about "Tugs of war that are humorous"

No kidding... a little faith in humanity restored.

*gasp! Does this mean we may be at the end of one of the blandest of car eras? That may be, if Akio gets his way and makes the exciting cars he wants. One can only assume the big American three will continue to copy Toyota as shamelessly as they have for the past ten years and we'll get something good out of it this…

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#4, 9, 10 all need the epilogue explaining how what's worse is the GUTLESS DRIVERS who let it all happen! You know it. You've seen them. The terrified Corolla driver who can't GROW A PAIR and CLOSE THE GOD DAMN GAP on these a**holes.