I am pretty sure Jerry Jones has been talking to Hernandez agent since the Pats cut him. Hernandez easily fits in with the ethical standards of the Cowboys organization.

He’s a got a hankering for some shanking.

So he’s either a member of a gang of murderous, drug-dealing thugs . . . or he’s a Blood!

Being a huge fan of the Cowboys myself I got the EXACT same tattoo. Been wondering why cars have been driving by shooting up my house. Now it all makes sense.

He has shown INCREDIBLE leadership...

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?