Except most manufacturers understand how long and difficult it is to set up a new line, so they don’t make ridiculous claims about building an absurd amount of cars before they’re ready. They also don’t throw themselves “we built a car” parties when the line isn’t even running yet.

Well, get to aging then, son.

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Tell that to the suckers paying a 10k mark up on top of the just released Type R minivan.

A large portion of the dyno queen Supras are single turbo, as well.

Jesse is in a Jetta. He loses to Johnny Tran and his Honda S2000.

Putting duel power-snails on a straight-six Supra isn’t a new thing; maniacs have been doing it for a while.

I know nobody asked for my 2¢, but here it is:

I love V10s and it rains a lot.

Pictured, the only thing left undamaged after the accident.

You’d think so, wouldn’t you? Your comment made me curious, so I just ran Microsoft Word’s spelling and grammar check on the whole article, and it didn’t catch a single one of the problems. Spell Check is great, but you can’t count on it to catch everything.

Yeah, embarrassing how many typos and grammatical errors this contained. Spell check could have saved him from looking pretty foolish.

I should add Raphael Orlove. I believe he has a Poetic License in all 50 states and 16 foreign countries.

Jalopnik is a good place to see such things, except articles written by David Tracy (he’s generally pretty good at words) and Jason Torchinski (half of his words are used correctly, and the other half are made-up).

#COTD

I do love a good editorial spanking by a reader! Gorgeous.

don’t Snake and drive, kids...

You sir are looking for the Intercontinental, a car that spans multiple time zones.