@0rion: Problem is, that blank first method would leave you with the problem of having to jack a real round into the chamber, and hopefully not have a blank cartridge stuck in the chamber.

@goodwood8: Troll much?

@Room101: Do you change your sweater too? Is that you Mr. Rogers?

If I can't Craigslist it or get rid of it on Ebay, I take it to the range and have a Office Space session on it with something high powered. Quite a release for an IT nerd to be able to poke a few .45 or .308 holes in that effing Sparc Server that never worked right... Coincidentally, a 36GB 15K SAS drive will stop…

@frailamerica: Do ya see me jumping from tree to tree all... mimbly bimbly!?!?!

@achilleselbow: WIN!

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Well, that's why they get paid. People are going to try to piss them off, and I know it's Canada, but pissing a police officer off, while not the best idea, is still not illegal. These guys have to remain professional regardless of the fucktards trying to aggravate them, and…

@Niteman cometh:Larry Johnson: I'm sorry, are you saying 'meow'?

@Myklsan: Zaphod, er, Vader... Where did you get this ship?

@Pure87: f. They use the fact that your computer is 'broken' to try to sell you a new overpriced PC.

@Eddard: Hooooottttttt Pocket!

@saltboy: And not one Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster in sight... Do they play Disaster Area over the PA system?

How do you tell if there's a fighter pilot at your party?

Bluetooth.

@Dr Durdon: I live in an area where Sprint offers 4G... I did a speedtest with the speakeasy app on my Evo, pulled down 7.14Mbps... My cable internet at home can manage 10Mbps or so... Just gotta find a good android bit torrent client now, and I'm in business!

@tlewallen: Yeah, it was the helicopter building static electricity, not the sub. Anytime you deal with a helo, you have to ground out. I was in 25th Infantry Division back in the day, and we used to have to sling load all our vehicles and gear to different places, as we were an air assault division.

@Bryce Jamison: HHEEEYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Being an about to be ex-military guy, I keep a few mil spec items that have gotten me through several deployments in the most inhabitable places Earth has to offer (like Indiana).

@pupaboy3: Second.

@cjoricj: Ah, but those rooms have to make it through the approval process, and no porn or fornicating in those rooms!