turdferguesson
Turd Ferguson
turdferguesson

You scared me. I just looked at my last 4 months as reported by Comcast. Pucker went away.

You have to talk to someone and ask for it, they sure don’t advertise it, but they gave me an unlimited plan for an extra $20. I hate paying it, but my only other option is AT&T DSL...

How the hell is there any comcast apologizers left in the year of our lord 2020?!?!?!

Terabytes? WTF?

Really happy with my provider. 1gb fiber up and down. No caps. $65/month.

Geez how do you do that? I’m online on several devices for at least 12 hours every day and I’ve only barely exceeded 700 GB

Good thing I’m on FiOS

You're going to need some lube. 

i like bill burr’s bit about this

(having now seen the trailer, this does not seem like a sensitive, non-caricature portrayal of autism)

Poor thing. You try boiled chicken and rice? Even when mine is feeling junk he’ll usually eat a little of that.

I’m so sorry! Tics scare the hell out of me, I hope she starts eating soon...

My condolences! Hope your furry friend can pull through

who gives a shit what love letter one orangutan sends to the other orangutan?

Thanks! This was a planned surgery to eliminate seizures. So far it is working great!

♫ Oscar Meyer has a way of adding foreign DNA. 

The biggest thing a single person can do is get informed of what is supposed to be processed in their area and just throw away shit that isn’t. I know the system is far from perfect, but it’s better than just giving up.

I will use Yelp to find a type of business in the area I am in. They are actually better than Google for that. For example I get fresh, homemade corn tortillas from the local Mexican butcher shop. It was number one result in Yelp. Didn’t even show on first three pages of Google.

I’m completely fine with the internet piling on when a business is acting deplorable at a level far above “someone made me a crappy burger.”

Now I want a show where Barack Obama, a highly-skilled assassin, goes to Washington on a job and accidentally stumbles into politics.