I honestly don’t think there was anything she could say that everyone would find acceptable. She did point out that she listened and was ready to work on herself. The apologies themselves were acceptable. I just got the sense that she was still equivocating a little bit and pushing the whole thing into the past, and…

suffering from interference produced when the door of a microwave oven was opened before the magnetron was automatically turned off by the timer.

Taking their plays out of the Republican playbook: be the cause of the problems you claim to be able to fix.

Would you settle for heavy-handed satirist?

I don’t watch TV but 99 megabytes per second is nice for work and downloading linux ISOs. The bigger deal is the unmetered, the least i’ve used in the last 5 years is 1.6 TiB. You could get all that content you get on cable via streaming services but it would cost similar or more if you watch a lot of TV. If you don’t…

I never said I was running Verizon. Also I have no clue WTF you are taking about. I buy my Ziply internet for less than Comcast, I get higher speeds, lower latency, lower jitter and more all around performance. I have both Comcast gigabit and Ziply gigabit in the house, I can compare both daily. You have no clue what…

I pay about the same for unmetered 99 M egabytes per second down and 5 4-5 up.

What makes this even iffier is that Comcast has not spent much money on X1 OS for quite some time. Long standing bugs are unfixed, simple features available in 2000s-era DVRs are unavailable, and usability has been purposely decreased due to short-term business considerations (e.g., you cannot record your buffer - if…

Verizon fooled me into paying $80 less than you per month. Those bastards.

My fios is 1gb symmetric for $60, I also have Comcast internet. Fiber internet smokes Comcast internet on every metric.

RELEASE THE MCLEOD CUT!!!!!!

Your cousin did a great job!

i think we’re ignoring the REAL question:

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I’ve been out of journalism for a few years, but the nature of this reporting is so unbelievably biased.

HBC would be a solid choice! Ellie Kemper has some really good manic enthusiasm though I’d need to see her hair in frizz mode to really place her in the role.

I wonder why ancient people built so many of their cities underground.

You know, I’m starting to think that the police might not be on our side.

20 years ago, when I was an angsty teen, I would’ve said the same, but now I can acknowledge that I do still know just about every song on that list, and they’re fairly alright pop songs.

I also have strong opinions about nineties pop music! 

I get it! You are in character as a late-90s music snob. Good job! Very convincing.