I honestly don’t think there was anything she could say that everyone would find acceptable. She did point out that she listened and was ready to work on herself. The apologies themselves were acceptable. I just got the sense that she was still equivocating a little bit and pushing the whole thing into the past, and…

RELEASE THE MCLEOD CUT!!!!!!

Your cousin did a great job!

i think we’re ignoring the REAL question:

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I’ve been out of journalism for a few years, but the nature of this reporting is so unbelievably biased.

HBC would be a solid choice! Ellie Kemper has some really good manic enthusiasm though I’d need to see her hair in frizz mode to really place her in the role.

You know, I’m starting to think that the police might not be on our side.

20 years ago, when I was an angsty teen, I would’ve said the same, but now I can acknowledge that I do still know just about every song on that list, and they’re fairly alright pop songs.

I also have strong opinions about nineties pop music! 

I get it! You are in character as a late-90s music snob. Good job! Very convincing.

Me and the wife were done.

Thanks for sharing, I guess?

As a side note, I find Timothy Hutton one of the most forgettable looking actors in the industry. If he was in a police lineup, I'd struggle to pick him out. 

DeGeneres agreed, making an on-air plea to the school district to reconsider its policy. Then, with help from Alicia Keys and Shutterfly, the daytime host presented Deandre with a $20,000 scholarship.

The problem with the Transformers is that they can’t just put my memories of them on up on the screen.

Greg from Succession is palatable.

What I am really looking for is a good salad tosser!

What I am really looking for is a good salad tosser!

“Ignoring the issues.”

Wanting to be your lover’s tampon is neither sweet, nor dorky.

My pet theory is the Queen is trying to outlive Charles and pass it directly to Will.

Dude, really?  You’ve been here long enough to know how this works.