turdferguesson
Turd Ferguson
turdferguesson

I’m just a dumb fan and I read these blogs too. A good comment is subjective at best. But if you’re gonna comment with nothing to add then be prepared some turd like me will counter you with even less!

Lol clearly you are not a golfer

Why is the avclub so drawn to be an authority on funny?

I’m feeling the same way reading all these shitty hot takes

You’re serious?

This comment seems literally important!

ewww.

More impressive?

Lol that’s funny cause even Logan Paul wouldn’t get cast to play the shit role of Logan Paul. 

Isn’t that a good thing? Pete’s young but he’s a great stand up.

Maybe because it gauges interest and theoretically can pay for the production? I’m guessing. 

i’m nexting those i got mikes pastry whenever and im sure option 2 is some obnoxious urban dictionary garbage that says i started aids or ass cancer. whats my 3rd choice?

none. i have never had an issue with my samsung galaxy phone

I had a(what I’m realizing now) embarrassing list of reasons I don’t relate to Ellen. No clue if your anecdotes are on point but you sound like you know what you’re talking about!

lol only an android user would think recommending a beta is valid. honestly, the samsung galaxy phones feel like a perpetual beta for some better version of 1.0 android phone compared to any iPhone.

It’s a sad day when the highest rated response to you is using Trader Joe’s and also says you’re the “naive twat”...

time to break out emacs and modify that perl script!

You’re gonna get a lot of tone deaf feedback from that, but just know that you aren’t alone in thinking a good bad take at least makes you want to think and not just think whether you want to say gtfo or potentially write paragraphs you will eventually delete because you can’t be sure they are trolling with such a

She is not relatable to me. But I like Ellen she doesn’t have to be relatable to me.

YOU try and throw logic into the kinja commenters minefield. I was thinking the same thing you are positing in that post but likely he was approached by someone claiming to get easy money as opposed to either him or EPIC trying to be fair with each other.