and here i was thinking he was dancing the line of nailing Reynold’s cadence but the truly impressive part is how quickly he through this together as a one man project. am i commenting on jezebel or is this really what io9 commenters care about?

i think you enjoyed being mean to me

is the ding-dong an onomatopoeia or like “hey my eyes were stuck seeing your dumb post you ding-dong use proper capitalization”?

no he was correct actually im using my macbook i just like the aesthetic all lowercase it feels like a thought in motion without any drafting. i was being an ass and it’s probably an irritating style to read. i thought it was funny anyways :)

i think i handled myself well. you didn’t see my other comment it was more digging into the nebulous critiquing people seem to enjoy. why can’t i have a shitty take on someone else’s shitty take?

i accept your opinion, but i would rather you just skipped deadpool 2 or this article and didn’t weigh in if all you have to offer is it was too soon. you are annoying.

exactly

the joke? did we watch the same movies? i recall rapid fire jokes. as someone clinging to one old joke i believe i have an authority here and my judgement is that you are unnecessary. your opinion is annoying. if you truly have this fuck trump attitude then don’t be some obsessive asshole and name yourself with some…

you sound like fun

First you guys made me like Kevin Hart with the absurdly fake homophobic shit, now you have to go and make McCain’s daughter likable?? Jezebel needs to relax on these two explainers on how to think and yes I realize that’s me saying how to think

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Strange I just logged in absolutely fine using my android phone to post this...

I want to read someone who isn’t bias half glass empty. There used to be some kind of writing style people called snark mostly to be shitty but instead its like perkins is reviewing comedy and dissecting parts of the show/people with a shit bias I don’t want to waste time reading someones depressing outlook on what…

I know there’s at least one person on the staff over at giz/gawk media who checks out the NYC comedy scene. I’ve seen germain lussier in the background of a chip podacast. I don’t need to be pandered to but Dennis Perkins reviews this shit like he’s forced to watch and review comedy. It never reads like someone with a…

Wayne’s world 2. Ace of bass and put another dime in the jutebox on repeat on family vacations in the car with nothing else

Mandela effect

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Pull out your cellphone and ask to get their number and then tell them to spell their name or hand them the phone and have them enter contact info.

It actually says the Bosch is $98 dollars on Amazon. However, the Dewalt combo kit was marked down to $160 from $200 so I grabbed those instead.

It actually says the Bosch is $98 dollars on Amazon. However, the Dewalt combo kit was marked down to $160 from $200…

Use optical to the sound bar and that’ll save you one hdmi port!