COTD

So that anyone searching anything even vaguely car-related will see it? Beyond that to be annoying to those of us over 30 I assume.

each and every one of them is a cry for help.

It is possible that this car is not a Mustang at all. Notice that there are no pedestrians anywhere near the point of impact.

Clearly one of the tires was slightly under-inflated.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

You forgot “gluten free”, “man-splaining”, and “woke”, preventing you the buzzword bingo.

If only they had let Bartman throw out the first pitch.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

That is exactly how class action is supposed to work. I get wronged but the damage is minor say a 100 dollars or less i would never bother to actually file a lawsuit its just not worth my time. More importantly no lawyer is going to take a case like this on contingency and no one is going to pay an hourly rate.

Here we go again. Everyone hates lawyers, and everyone for some reason expects them to do their job for free.

Cubs’ fans have officially supplanted Cardinals’ fans as the most insufferable fans in baseball.

The Cardinals really aren’t *that* bad. I’m a Yankees fan. WE are self important douchebags. The Red Sox have human garbage as fans. Though they haven’t won anything the Cubs fans are so shitty I hope they lose until the sun explodes and swallows the planet whole. And the Giants are at best a half step behind St.…

Please let the Giants lose and the Cards win so numgarner has to pitch in the play-in game.

That’s the worst performance of YMCA I’ve ever seen.

Signals: [mixed]

This is MY dog! If there was any sort of autism-spectrum for Dogs, we’re sure he’s on it

I’ve sent my dog to “camp” for boarding at the same place for years. She’s not really a dog’s dog. Or a people’s dog either. She’s pretty much just a me dog. I don’t know why but I never thought to ask specifically about how she does there, I just know that she comes out the same way as she goes in. Anyway one time…